Tuesday, 29 June 2010

To have and have not


No, this isn’t a review of the 1994 film starring Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart.

But it does contain that immortal line "Just put your lips together and blow."

Which is quite appropriate as that’s what you have to do to get a proper sound out of a vuvuzela. Yes, it sounds awful, but I think that’s the point.

Thanks, Amazon, for supplying me with the real deal. This time, what I thought I ordered actually arrived. And fast. So I trust you. And in return, Amazon, you can carry on sending behavioural adverts to me for as long as you want.

Well, until I change my mind, anyway.