Monday, 19 November 2012
(Virtual) soundbites from the IAPP Conference in Brussels
However, thanks to the magic of the internet, which has been not-so thoroughly researched, I’ve managed to glean the most important quotes of that great occasion, which I present to you now.
To preserve the modesty of those who have quite a lot to be modest about, I’ve disguised the identities of the contributors. This simply because although I was able to read their Facebook posts, I’m not sure how many others were able to read them – so in the event that they were only published to a restricted audience, I’ll try hard not to breach any confidences.
You know who you are, anyway!
By the way, if anyone who was actually there feels that I’ve missed any (or their) vital contribution, please do let me know and I’ll add it to the following list.
Presenter (and politician): “We are working very hard on the Regulation to ensure that everyone is disappointed in the end.”
Despondent (and perhaps would-be) delegate: “I am truly expecting to be disappointed. I would be disappointed if I wasn't.”
Bemused delegate: “Wow there are a lot of lawyers here! Now, where are the practitioners?”
IAPP staffer: “How do you celebrate an amazing IAPP conference in Brussels? Liegeoise waffles in front of the Manneken Pis!”
Jealous (perhaps would-be) delegate in reply: “Just assume that every IAPP member who follows these globetrotting "Roughing It For Privacy" travelogs of stunning photos in spectacular locations wishes they were an IAPP staffer!”
Thirsty delegate: “I SAID two pints of larger and a packet of crisps, PLEASE”
Exhausted delegate (arriving back in ‘Blighty after the event, and having spent quite some time recently the other side of the world doing lots of privacy stuff): “ Sooooo looking forward to getting home.”
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