Early train from Euston, just a croissant and two teas
Didn't get to eat last night
Who today will I see pleading on their knees
Liz, I had a dreadful fright
I've breached the GDPR
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
Breaching the GDPR
Been away so long I barely know the place
BC, it's good to be back home
Don't make me pack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm fed up with the GDPR’s ploys
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
Breaching the GD
Breaching the GD
Breaching the GDPR
Well paid lawyers really knock me out
Leaving my team far behind
Privacy geeks make me scream and shout
Max Schrems is always on my my my my my my my mind
Oh, come on
Will I miss you when I’ve gone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm fed up with the GDPR’s ploys
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
Breaching the GDPR
Show me your spreadsheets – all objectives coloured green
Despite your breach there’s not a red box to be seen
You’re good at compliance – almost visionary
Let them off the hook, a fine isn’t necessary
Walking to the station, need a sandwich and a tea
Shouldn’t get so uptight
I guess they don’t really care much for me
Wilmslow is not a delight
I’m done with the GDPR’s ploys
Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boys
Stuff the GDPR
Thank you for the inspiration: John Lennon, Paul McCartney