My (data) fine is enormous

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they stun the world and my mum, see how they fine
I'm crying

 

Sitting in the courthouse, waiting for the man to come
Covid mask and goggles, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you set your cookies wrong

 

I am the bad man, I spammed some good men
My fine is enormous, goo goo g'joob

 

Mister lead prosecutor sitting
Pretty little lawyers in a row
See how they drone “he should have known,” see how they fine
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

 

Instagram emojis 

Springing out from every screen
Acting like a fishwife, pornographic poses
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

 

I am the bad man, I spammed some good men
My fine is enormous, goo goo g'joob

 

Scrolling through new adult websites waiting for the one
Maria from Leeds, click accept
Far too old, I could have wept

 

I am the bad man, I spammed some good men
My fine is enormous, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

 

Expert textpert smarmy barmy
Don't you think that lawyer laughs at you?
See how they smile, just fees on their mind
See how they charge
I'm crying

 

Hey Maria Pilchard,

Want a present for your baby shower?
Curtains for your bedroom, buy a family heirloom 
Have another go at blocking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the bad man, I spammed some good men
My fine is enormous, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

 

 

Thank you for the inspiration: John Lennon, Paul McCartney & John Bowman